Love.

Let’s come back to love then. So to love or not to love? No, seriously, what does it give you? What do you want to get? We just discovered that friendship helps you to escape from loneliness, so, lonely guys, you are supposed to be satisfied. What are you crying about, you there, near the big bed? Ah, sexual needs. Let’s be honest, that’s not exactly love, that is sex. So if you want sex, don’t hesitate to offer it to a person you feel physically attracted to. Or… porn is still pretty accessible in the Internet. You are saying you need to trust the person to get that pleasure? Well, well, I guess, that’s the question to people over there, with flowers in hands.

All right, now your turn, my sweet romantic friends. Oh, there is a whole crowd over here. So how are you describing love? Yeah, I want to be around her all the time, to see her smile, to hear her laughing (ups, I already heard that somewhere else), to kiss her bright eyes shining from being happy. I want to share my joy and my little discoveries with her and to feel her support when my life sucks. I want her to be the first person to know about my successes and to know that she is proud of me. I want to start my mornings with her and to give her the most beautiful flowers. I want to show her to my friends and to be proud of my charming and pretty girlfriend. I want to fall asleep smelling her hair and feeling her warmth. I want to feel that she loves me, that we are the closest people in the world. I want to take care of her and to impress her every day. I want to get…

Ok, ok, just stop here. I got your message. Honestly, according to this description I’m not in love.